Got to my mickey, found me way up the apples, put on me whistle and the bloody dog went. It was me trouble telling me to fetch the teapot

Cockney represents the basilectal end of the London accent. The word "Cockney" literally means cock's egg, a misshapen egg such as sometimes laid by young hen. Some of the more characteristic features of the Cockney accent include the following: Monophthongization, Glottal stop, Voiceless glottal fricative, and Prosody. FACT